Some more of my favorite tweets that show up in my methodist, methodism, umc search.

I have been church hopping all morning. I’m drunk of course. The Catholics hated me, but the Methodists love me!

If golden retreivers were people, I  think they would be Methodists who shop at Lands End and vacation in New England.

You can live with me.  I live in a Methodist Church.  Yeh damn cool.

My mom explaining the methodist religion: methodists are kind of like relaxed catholics. lutherans are crazy. look at your aunt.

Just got a note from Jesus inviting me to join the local Methodist church. It was addressed ‘Hello darling’. Who knew Jesus was such a fruit