I read the Methodist twitter stream so you don’t have to! (But I recommend it anyway.)

Methodist school brainwashed me. Till I was 10 I believed the Catholic school we played soccer against was called English Farters Junior.

Okay, who gave my kid The Methodist Coloring Book?  Time to fess up!

Facebook has just invited me to ‘poke’ the President of the Methodist Conference. What would Mr Wesley have made of that? Oh OK then!  #fb

Wäre ich Methodist, würde ich Gott an dieser Stelle dafür danken, dass er Ubuntu so gelungen gemacht hat. (If I was a Methodist, I would like to thank God at this point that he has made Ubuntu so successful.)

I was raised as a schismatic Methodist. We worshipped Marlon Brando.