more Methodist Tweets
Some more of my favorite tweets that show up in my methodist, methodism, umc search.
I have been church hopping all morning. I’m drunk of course. The Catholics hated me, but the Methodists love me!
If golden retreivers were people, I think they would be Methodists who shop at Lands End and vacation in New England.
You can live with me. I live in a Methodist Church. Yeh damn cool.
My mom explaining the methodist religion: methodists are kind of like relaxed catholics. lutherans are crazy. look at your aunt.
Just got a note from Jesus inviting me to join the local Methodist church. It was addressed ‘Hello darling’. Who knew Jesus was such a fruit
Warning: this should only be read by people who are legal drinking age, and whatever mental age allows you to not judge people who enjoy good beer.

I don’t know if you will ever accidentally find yourself in Bath Springs, Tennessee, but if you do, you will probably do a double take when you pass by Meo Mio’s. After all, there really shouldn’t be a restaurant at all in the middle of this sparsely populated restaurant, let alone one with a bar and crawfish tails.
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